The Isle of Perspicuity

Ok, so two idiots, including a science teacher, decide to teach us all a lesson for believing in UFOs. What do they do? They tie 3 road flares to balloons and set them free, thus somehow proving that all UFO sightings are false.

Only problem is, just because you can make something that looks like something else does not mean that the thing being copied isn’t real to begin with. There are many examples of this in real life. The motion picture industry can make realistic portrayals of almost anything, and most of those are based on real buildings, vehicles and events. Just because Hollywood can make a realistic moon landing sequence does not mean that the moon landing was faked.

There are far too many reports and sightings that cannot be explained by two idiots, some balloons and some road flares. They have been well documented for anyone who cares to find the truth, and these two idiots put many people in their community in danger just to try to prove a point that is truly pointless. They could have started a fire that could have killed someone. Unfortunately, it looks like they will only receive $94 dollar fines for “disorderly conduct”. Personally, I think they should be taken up to the Mother Ship to get an alien enema. That’s the kind of thing you just can’t fake.

The truth is out there, no matter how much you lie about it.